Wendell Louis Gillem Jr. 
Wednesday, June 21, 2006, 04:58 PM - blogFoo
1988 - 2006

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Life is Good 
Friday, June 16, 2006, 05:09 PM - blogFoo
During my morning sip, I was reading a Norwegian study that coffee is good for you. The warm creamy goodness in my mug cofirms that. But it got me to thinking about all the news I've read lateley. Like how my beloved Tabasco kills prostate cancer. And how Red wine also helps prevent prostate cancer and helps combat deafness. We've also been treated to studies that show that Beer and Pizza could help prevent Cancer, and that mild alcohol intake can significantly reduce the risk for heart disease in men and is associated with better mental function in older women.

But, back to my "Comfort in a Cup". It turns out that Coffee will counteract all that Beer, Wine, and Pizza by cuting alcohol liver damage and being good for my heart. I was also shocked to learn that it can even shield from me from radiation. Forget SDI, I propose the Coffee Defense Initiative!

I always fancied myself as being somewhat open-minded, but it turns out that may just be the Coffee. I'd better be careful with my coffee when telemarketers call since apparently coffee makes you more easily persuaded.

The biggest surprise was that caffeine may boost the female sex drive. Hmmm. Really. And you say coffee makes us more likely to say 'yes'? Hmmmmmm. I gotta go now, and make my wife the perfect cafe au lait.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006, 04:24 PM - blogFoo
I miss you.
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101st Fighting Keyboardists 
Monday, May 1, 2006, 02:46 PM - blogFoo
My blog sofTware doesn't interpret the following javascript code properly.
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Sandra Ray 
Wednesday, April 5, 2006, 03:03 PM - blogFoo
Happy birthday Mom

1944 - 2005

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Best April-Fools Joke on the internet 
Monday, April 3, 2006, 07:06 AM - blogFoo
Music And Film Industry Association of America (MAFIAA)
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Technologist Manifesto 
Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 04:57 PM - blogFoo

You want to make your system easier to use than to not use.

Convincing the caveman to come out of the cave is more effective and long lasting than throwing him out of the cave.

Users know the business better than you do, whoever you are. If you are willing to learn, you can change the world.

The entire Manifesto here
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Woman Who Coined ‘ScrappleFace’ Passes Away 
Wednesday, February 1, 2006, 10:17 AM - blogFoo
Our deepest sympathies and condolences go to Scott Ott and his family on their loss. We pray for comfort for them during this time.

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I'm a Porsche 911! 
Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 10:53 AM - blogFoo

You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite, and you know it.
I knew that the first moment I saw one...

Test here.

UPDATE: the fooMistress is a Ferreri:

You are a Ferrari 360 Modena!

You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.

Yep, she's worth it.

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Best Blonde Joke Ever 
Monday, January 16, 2006, 11:46 AM - blogFoo
This had me laughing out loud.

UPDATE: Link is broken so don't follow it.
The joke was an endless series of links, all saying "Best blonde joke ever"
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Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay 
Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 11:21 AM - blogFoo
Deliciously bad...

· He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
Joseph Romm, Washington

· She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

· The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Russell Beland, Springfield

· McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

· From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Roy Ashley, Washington

· Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

· Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Russell Beland, Springfield

· Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

· Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

· He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

· The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

· Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Russell Beland, Springfield

· Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Jennifer Hart, Arlington

· The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

· They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth
Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

· John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, Springfield

· The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

· His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

· The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

Hat Tip OXymoron via Michaele Malkin

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Migrating to Simple PHP 
Friday, December 2, 2005, 04:46 PM - blogFoo
Archive data to follow.
UPDATED: Switch over is complete. Archive availiable for this year only; I'll be adding the rest later. I wanted to switch to this as I have decided to orphan the blogFoo software I was writing. Simple PHP Blog uses flat text files for the data source, and serves pages much faster.

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